Antm Cycle 5 Episode 3

America's Next Top Model (TV Series 2. Alright, anyone with a brain could tell that this show is a little unfair. Who is picked and who is sent home is so contrived; everyone can see straight through it.

It really is too bad a lot of them are in denial. Anyway, let's go through a typical season, or cycle, I should say, because Tyra has to be menstrual.(I stole that from someone funny.) The first episode generally starts a clip show with a Tyra- logue about modeling. How far she made me, how she struggled, how she is(or was, depending on who you favor) #1.

Then we go through 3. Tyra can get a glimpse of their TV personalities and hear sob stories. The Tyra makes a series of cuts to get down to the top 1. Almost all the episodes after that generally go like this: we open with the b*tches, I mean . There's fighting, there's laughing, there's the focus(usually) on the girl who is going to be ceremoniously sacked by the end of the episode.

The girl's are then sent to a few things, sometimes in a different order. The first is usually some sort of contest to depict who can do the best at something stupid. Blah, blah, blah.

Then comes the photo shoot. The photo shoots are generally the second best thing in the show, second only to the pictures that are shown during panel. Of course, there are usually some episodes throughout the season/cycle that break the robotedness. The first is always the make- over episode, generally 3 or 4 episodes in.

Everyone gets a dramatically awesome hair make- over(or not, in a lot of cases) and there's always some menstrual case whining(except for cycle 8, where when no one whined enough, they had to take out Jael's cute extensions just to really irritate). Watch Zulu Dawn Online Forbes there. And then there's the episode where the girls do an acting session and star in a commercial or something of the like. And sometimes we get a clip show where no one is eliminated and nothing is all that interesting. And of course, there's always the episode where the girls get sent to a foreign fashion capitol(and apparently, any big city in the world is a fashion capitol to Ty- Ty) and someone gets sent home without being there for 2. Then the final episode shakes it up a bit.

Tyra being Tyra, cycle after cycle. Watch Hot Tub Time Machine Putlocker here. The Pantomime Brazilian (Cycle 9, Episode 1) If there is one thing no one ever needs to see on television, it is a woman.

Because there are only 3 contestants left, we must suffer two eliminations where Tyra reminds us what the winner gets. And it's always the same thing. A modeling contract and a magazine spread(It was with .

Tyra Banks, Rita Ora, ANTM cycle 23 winner reflect on the show's legacy. Stay Connected with Bravo. Get the latest news and info on your favorite shows and Bravolebrities! Camara “Yaya” DaCosta Johnson was a contestant and runner-up on Cycle 3 Of ANTM. After finishing in second place in America’s Next Top Model, where she is. Phil' (Video).

1. Watch America's Next Top Model Season 22 Episode 1: The Guys and Girls Make It to Hollywood online. SideReel features links to all your favorite TV shows.
2. Cast, crew, and production information, as well as viewer comments.
3. Brittany “Bre” Scullark was a contestant during Cycle 5 of ANTM. Probably best known for her raspy, sultry voice and spunky personality, Bre won over two.
4. New reports say